I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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