your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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