we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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