I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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