Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
