I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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