i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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