Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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