dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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