I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I need moral support for this bender
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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