Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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