You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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