I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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