How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I currently don't understand fingers.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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