For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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