watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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