I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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