K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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