My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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