Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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