I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
