3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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