just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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