she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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