I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
a search helicopter?!
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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