I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
And then he peed in my hair
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