I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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