I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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