When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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