I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
