WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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