Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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