I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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