Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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