Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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