Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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