No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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