is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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