Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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