mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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