yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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