I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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