Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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