we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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