I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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