what if I'm pregnant?
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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