Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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