And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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