Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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