In the future we'll all be gay
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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