She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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