...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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