Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
