i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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