so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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