I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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