ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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