hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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