My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize